You could own a pair of Tom Brady’s used underwear

Do you guys know who Tom Brady is? I only ask because the only thing I could tell you is that he plays football. I don’t know what position, I mean, he could be a tight end or a wide receiver or one of the other positions that doesn’t make me giggle with sexual innuendoes. (Turns out he’s a quarterback for the New England Patriots.)

Oh yeah, I also know that he is one sexy man. I’m sure you’ve noticed if you’ve ver watched a Patriots game. But for those who have not, let’s catch you up to speed …

I suddenly realize why so many of you gay men watch football. Tom Brady is a looker. And now, for all of you who have underwear fetishes, or your just enamored by his light scruff and intense glare, you can now own a pair of Mr. Brady’s used underwear.

A pair of plain white boxers, along with a plain white undershirt, worn by Brady during his walk-on cameo appearance in the film Ted 2 are currently up for auction. But, they have been washed. Sorry ladies and gentlemen.

Goldin Auctions is brokering the sale on its website, with bidding starting at $2,500.

This is a pair of all-white Brooks Brothers size 36 boxer shorts and a grey Giorgio Armani size 58 t-shirt, both screen worn by Tom Brady during his cameo role in the Universal film “Ted 2”. Attached to the shirt collar tag are production tags with the film, Brady’s name and scene information, as well as production photos of Brady wearing the items offered here.

You still have 17 days to bid on the item, as the auction closes on January 30.