queens
Columns, events and news from the Denver, Colorado drag queen scene
What’s my craziest job? Well, you would think traveling the globe as Nuclia Waste would be crazy enough. But Holly Kyleberg, owner of the top floors of the downtown D&F Clocktower, hired me last Christmas for a holiday wedding reception up inside the clockworks. I was to play Mrs. Santa Claus, having guests sit on my lap, taking photos and telling me what they really wanted.
When it came time for the bride and groom to take their turn, they both got quite frisky on my lap. Not with each other – with me. Then they both invited me back to their hotel room for a ménage à trios honeymoon. I declined and continued to enjoy the rest of the night drinking champagne, mingling with the guests and being a ho, ho, ho. And to think I get paid to do this. I love my life.
Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,
I wanted your opinion on the age old question of underwear. I love to see a man in tighty-whities but can’t stand to wear them myself! Which do you prefer; boxers, briefs,
or jocks?
Signed, “Free Willy”
‘Excuse me, but I do believe you dropped this,’ I said to the overweight woman, grabbing the frozen treat by the wood handle and chucking it back into the car.
Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,
I am an older lesbian who wants to get my rocks off just as easy as my gay boy roommate. Why is it so much easier f
I’ve never typed my column one-handed before. This hot pink cast has forced my hand, figuratively and literally. My left hand to be exact.
Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,
I’ve heard of the term “chicken hawk” a lot but I was wondering, at what age does this apply?
Signed, “cluck, cluck here…”
Bullies. They’ve been in the news a lot lately. If it’s not someone posting video of his roommate making out with another guy on Facebook, then it’s the Colorado Speaker of the House refusing to allow the civil unions bill to have a floor vote. Bullies are always winning, coming out on top.
Dear Cycle Sluts,
My best friend, who is also an ex, has a new boyfriend that is a real jerk! Is there any way to talk to my friend about this without sounding like I’m catty?
Signed, “No, really, he’s a Douche”
My friend Rob is every gay man’s wet dream.
First of all, he’s a UPS truck driver. He’s tall, dark and handsome. And his legs are killer in those brown shorts.
Dear Cycle Sluts, There is a really attractive guy who keeps coming on to me but I’m not interested. He won’t take ‘No’ for an answer! What should I do?
