queens
Columns, events and news from the Denver, Colorado drag queen scene
Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,
My partner has a great body and when he is home he prefers to be completely naked. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining about that! My problem is now that it’s getting colder outside he keeps the house so hot to stay warm that it’s like an oven. It’s so uncomfortable! What should I do?
– Hot Flasherd
They say three’s a charm. And I have the triple nipples to prove it. But when it comes to the bedroom, the dream of a ménage a trois becomes a Lucky Pierre nightmare for so many. I just don’t get i
If death was standing there at my door, waiting to reap me off my feet, I would book a vacation to a far, exotic land and have one last adventure before taking the big dirt nap. I would squeeze in as many items on my bucket list as I could.
Dear Cycle Sluts,
I want to do some work on my house but I want to support my community. Where do I find reliable gay
For one of my big birthdays ending in zero, Mr. Waste treated me to an international trip, the home of Zeus, Aphrodite and Dionysus – Greece.
Now Greece was not at the top of my list. I only have a few more continents to check off before I have visited all seven and was inclined to go to South America. But Mr. Waste wanted a vacation described with three words: beach, gay and naked. Mykonos it was.
Dear Cycle Sluts,
I’m very loud when I have sex with my girlfriend and I like to tell her how much I love her. The problem is she never makes a sound or says a word. After we’re done, she just rolls over and goes to sleep. It’s like she’s a guy and if I wanted one of those I’d be straight! I enjoy the sex we have, but she never tells me what she thinks about it. How can I find out?
Getting back into the dating scene after being off the market for a while can be a nightmare.
I love a good prank. I’m the queen of mischief and shenanigans, in and out of drag.
One of my best ever involved a cock – a rooster, I mean.
If you think we have it tough here in Colorado when it comes to LGBT rights, consider poor Michigan. Like us, Michigan has a constitutional ban on same-sex marriage. But Michigan has no statewide protections for LGBT citizens in the areas of employment or housing. There are no protections against violence and same-sex couples are banned from adopting children.
Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,
Last week I ended up having sex with my best friend. At least he used to be my best friend – we haven’t talked since. Did I mess up? I definitely don’t want to lose our friendship, but I don’t know how to put the genie back in the bottle. Does that mean we should be boyfriends?
– “Friends or benefits?”
