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Sex on the fly

I told my boyfriend that I was going to go to the restroom and that he should wait 20 seconds and then join me.

It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s … Pikachu?

So what is it like riding an all–electric bike? Pure joy. Pure energy. Pure Love. Sounds like a dance song from the ’80s.

Live to run

But my friend and I kept running. Relying on each other for support was the strongest motivator I’ve ever had

ASK A SLUT: The holiday edition

Dear Cycle Sluts, What was your favorite gift as a child? Signed, “Candy or Coal”…

The best $4 I ever spent

I love a good prank. I’m the queen of mischief and shenanigans, in and out of drag.

One of my best ever involved a cock – a rooster, I mean.

Pets can sport sass, too!

Jack is a pug, and the original model for owner Beth Yanda’s Doggie Boob Scarfs.…

Sophisticated apparel for your pet

This fun, ultra-girly Pink Tangerine Tutu Dress gift set is made of Michael Miller designer fabrics. The outer shell has a pink and tangerine floral pattern paired with a yellow-orange tutu and yellow satin ribbon to complete the look. The dress is practical and leaves any pooch ready to hit the park, or runway.

The importance of being pom-pom

Many of you have been waiting with baited breath to find out what name Mr. Waste’s flag football team picked for their spring season. The Flaming Icicles. They did not go with any of my oh-so-clever suggestions. Their inspiration came from a pair of blue knee-high socks with orange flames.

Triple nipples, to the wind!

If you are or have been in any kind of relationship, you know there are certain lines that just should not be crossed. For Mr. Waste, it’s my love of two wheels.

Radioactive Vision: Some like it haute at Denver Yves Saint Laurent exhibit

Male nudity, exposed breasts, scooter-riding thugs in leather jackets, and a love rival being burned alive – I’d expect these things from the latest “must-see” summer action adventure film – not so much from a fashion show. But that’s exactly what I saw when I attended the Yves Saint Laurent Retrospective at the Denver Art Museum.