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Let him go, be the Ho Ho Ho you really are

Dear Cycle Sluts, Some friends of mine just had a baby and they’re going to…

Start hooking the streets, no one’s hiring

Dear Cycle Sluts, I met this hot guy at a bar and we hung out…

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Dear Cycle Sluts, How do you tell someone that they are obnoxious? Signed, “Has standards.”…

Booze enemas are for beginners

Dear Cycle Sluts, I was told that a booze enema can give you a good…

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Dear Cycle Sluts, I’m a school teacher and last week at the bar I ran…

Boyfriends come and go but family wrecks your life forever

Dear Cycle Sluts, My boyfriend is relocating to Denver from Texas and I’m thinking of…

Get out there and be a dirty birdie

Dear Cycle Sluts, I just moved into a new apartment and across the hall is…

Bears prefer the odor of butch homo

Dear Cycle Sluts, My partner and I are buying a house together and are finding…

Cycle Sluts: Send that bitch right to voicemail

Dear Cycle Sluts, I’m a male in my ’30s and have only been in relationships…

Get a part-time job as a hustler

Dear Denver Cycle Sluts,  Every time I meet someone new that’s nice to me, I…