Naughty & Nice Gift Guide: December 2024
Alright my queer little elves, have you been naughty or nice this year? However you answered, or if you go both ways, we have plenty of goodness and badness in our guide this year to indulge in, enrich with, support, and just downright enjoy. It has been one tough year. Now treat yourself!
Nice
From brain-enriching literature to cozy tea for sipping, if you’ve been a good gay this year, we’ve got you with our nice list.
Clever Girl – Hannah McGregor
A gay as fuck reading of Jurrassic Park which re-establishes the dinosaurs as queer feminist icons and Ian Malcolm as the sex symbol he deserves to be.
The Last Time I Wore A Dress – Dylan Scholinski
A reprinting of Scholinski’s classic memoir about trans deviance and the mental health industry, featuring an epilogue about the 20 years since he first wrote the book.
Istanbul Crossing – Timothy Jay Smith
An exciting book by an extremely competent author. A gay coming of age story told in the shadow of Isis, the refugee crisis and CIA interference.
Authentically You – Shane Hodges
A fun fill-in-the-blank book that feels like journaling for people with pathological demand avoidance (me). A great way to unwind at the end of the day from a local queer author.
A Short History of Trans Misogyny – Jules Gill-Peterson
A look at the origin and history of “trans panic” and its connection to colonialism. An extremely readable book to change the way you think about transphobia.
Log Off: Why Posting and Politics (Almost) Never Mix – Katherine Cross
Ever wonder how the far-right got Twitter? Cross takes us back to the halcyon days of Twitter when it seemed like the perfect mass media for organizing, and reminds us: It really wasn’t that great, actually.
A citrusy delight, this tea combines cinnamon with the brand’s signature Yaupon base and natural caffeine to create the perfect tea to sip while you relax and read these books. Packed full of antioxidants and anti-inflammatory properties, it’s an innocent treat … but if you’re feeling a little naughty, you can combine it with spiced rum to give it a kick.
CBD Dog Health’s CALM CBD Oil for Cats (2oz)
If you have an anxious fur baby as part of your warm, loving, childless cat lady fam, you should check out this full-spectrum CBD oil formulated specifically to reduce anxiety in cats. Made with full spectrum hemp extract, organic hemp seed oil, lavender, and MCT oil, it’s the ideal solution for calming your cat during stressful situations like fireworks, thunderstorms, vet visits, and separation anxiety. Fur babies matter now more than ever, so treat your feline!
Breathe Mushroom Extract & Adaptogen Blend for Cats
Now more than ever, it’s important to breathe, take a moment, and do self-care—and that also applies to your cat! This special product offers a powerful blend of Reishi, Cordyceps, Artist Conk, and Chaga extracts, along with Ashwagandha and trace minerals, preserved in organic vegetable glycerin. This tincture supports respiratory health, boosts the immune system, and promotes overall vitality in your cat.
If you’re doing dry January or looking to go sober for all of 2025, we have a great alternative for you. BRĒZ just launched FLOW, the brand’s reformulated functional beverage featuring Lion’s Mane adaptogenic mushrooms, expertly crafted for mental clarity, motivation, and mood enhancement. Lightly sparkling with refreshing notes of Italian lemon and elderflower, each can of FLOW packs 2200 mg of Lion’s Mane fruiting bodies to offer a uniquely grounding experience.
Naughty
If you’ve been a little naughty, don’t despair. So have we. Most notably, we’ve been sampling a few too many cannabis products for this gift guide and ogling some underwear. Read on for some naughty picks.
Whether you like ogling your masc partner in sexy undies or wearing some yourself, this is a must for the holidays. The moisture-wicking technology, plant-based, eco-friendly material, and soft and breathable cotton combine to make these underwear comfy, soft, and breathable as well as looking good. If you’re looking for something quality to wear all year, don’t miss these.
Start your morning right with this cool coffee substitute! Mycroboost organic gourmet mushroom coffee is emerging as a category leader in the burgeoning functional mushroom coffee market. Enriched with cocoa, coffee, and a powerhouse blend of fruiting body cordyceps, chaga, reishi, lion’s mane, and turkey tail extracts, this ultra premium blend is formulated by established mushroom industry experts for heightened focus, immune support, and overall well-being. Mycroboost Coffee contains 3000mg of mushrooms per vegan cup! 30 servings per bag or 90,000mg functional mushrooms.
Amid the holiday hustle, take a moment to unwind with Wana Optimals Quick Calm Gummies. Specially crafted to ease stress, these fast-acting, CBD-dominant gummies blend 1mg THC and other naturally calming cannabinoids for a soothing experience in under five minutes. With a subtle taste of hibiscus and passionflower, Quick Calm is the perfect stocking stuffer for anyone looking to stay centered and relaxed through the holiday season. Give the gift of calm this winter with Wana’s trusted blend of quality and natural relief.
If your favorite part of the holidays is the desert, we have the edible for you.Gelato Canna Co. has your sweet tooth covered this year. Whether it’s pecan, chocolate or pumpkin pie, all you need is their Last Bite mini infused ice cream cones crumbled on top of all that pie to elevate your holiday treat of choice. Available in three flavors, Milk Chocolate Caramel, Cookies and Cream White Chocolate and Strawberry Chocolate, there’s no wrong way to enjoy your new favorite pie and edible pairing.
Jaunty’s Solventless Live Rosin Gummies
These THC edibles capture the essence of the cannabis plant in its purest form, bridging the gap between cannabis oil and traditional flower. They’re also a tasty sour fruity treat perfect for after dinner or before a good movie. We can’t get enough of these!
Flower Union Artisan Gummies are created with TiME INFUSION® technology, a first-of-its-kind encapsulation process from Azuca and provide a consistent, fast-acting experience with onset in 5-15 minutes. Flower Union curates strains from Colorado’s top cultivators to power their effect-based gummies. Powered by Azuca’s Whole-Plant ACTiVATOR®, which enhances terpene profile and potency, consumers can rely on Artisan Gummies to provide a repeatable, true to strain experience free from artificial flavors.
A peer-reviewed favorite, the CCELL Palm Pro battery is perfect for the novice cannabis consumer or seasoned pro. It is compatible with any 510 cartridge and comes in an array of chic colors and funky patterns to express your personality. Palm Pro is inhale activated with 10-seconds to preheat, 3 voltage settings, adjustable airflow control, and a long-lasting rechargeable battery. Available nationally online.
Perfect for the artsy stoner in your life, Timeless’s Artist Legacy collection features vaporizer flip case and battery combos designed by artists from across the country. Check out pieces from the likes of Phoenix artist Nyla Lee, Miami’s Tatiana Suarez, Bay Area-based Valentina Vargas or renowned muralist APEXER. Timeless also offers limited-edition merch from each artist with new collabs dropping regularly. All available nationally online.
CAKE She Hits Different
CAKE She Hits Different boasts the best selling all-in-one device in California, also the first 1.25g vape. The patented device is compact and discreet, capturing full spectrum terpenes, with ultra premium cannabis oil. Triple tested for quality and safety, OG’s and newbies can’t go wrong with CAKE. The flavor is amazing, and the pen really does pack a wonderful punch every time you hit it.
The brand also offers 510 vape cartridges and batteries (rechargeable) and Cryo Live Resin pods (1 gram all-in-one/ rechargeable). Find out where to purchase here.
Green Dot Labs Holidaze Collection
Holidaze Artist Series Gift Set: Available as of December 14, embark on a holiday adventure with this exclusive set of three one-gram Black Label Flower Rolls featuring high-quality strains from the Artist Series, including Picasso (Chem Brûlée x Garlic Banger), Dalí (Headbanger x Candy Cake), and Monet (Flo Z x Candy Cake). The tasty flower in these premium perolls is worth trying a mix and match of each to taste all the awesome crossovers here.
22Red
Get into the holiday spirit with the perfect high to wash the stresses of the year away. Why not try 22Red’s BCC x Jealousy Ice Water Hash infused pre-roll. Packed with ultra premium cannabis flower, ice water hash is the cleanest treatment in weed. No kief or distillate infusion to be found. 22Red uses water and ice to turn up the THC percentage while keeping the terpenes rich and delivering that indica-dominant high. 22Red’s live Ice Water Hash offerings are available in Arizona for $20 for a single and $45 for a multipack.
The 22Red BCC X Jealousy Live Ice Water Hash-Infused pre-roll is premium all the way, designed for cannasseurs or newbies alike.
Ripple Products
If you’re having a hard time getting through the holidays without a little help, you can discretely dose your food or drink with this classic powder during family time, and boom, you’re good to go! The OG fast-acting, water-soluble THC powder allows consumers to turn any food and beverage into their very own customized cannabis edible, making this perfect for every infused occasion.
These pixie stick-inspired goodies taste great, act fast, and are a lot of fun to snack on. Designed for convenience, this THC powder can be poured directly on your tongue. Next step: wait (15 minutes to be exact) for Ripple’s fast-acting effects.
Ript gummies are the Kirkland Signature of edibles—and Riple says that with pride! Powered by Ripple’s patent-pending emulsion technology, Ript is a hard-hitting, fast-acting gummy that provides a quality high at an affordable price. They taste great and come in an easy-to-open, disposable package.
Riplets are discreet, convenient and consistent—no need to pour or mix, simply swallow and wait. Crafted using Ripple’s proven, fast-acting technology.
Hometown Hero Live Rosin Gummies
Natural-flavored, handcrafted gummies with 25mg Delta-9 THC and 5mg of live rosin infused in every piece for an elevated experience. Hometown Hero’s live rosin is pressed directly from hemp without solvents to deliver the plant’s “living” profile, increasing effects when paired with Delta-9 THC from hemp.
Freez-Its
When it comes to edibles, we thought we had tried everything. There are only so many variations on gummies, chocolates, and mints you can make, and while many of the are nutritious and get the job done, we were feeling a bit uninspired. Then we tried Freez-Its. This 90’s nostalgia-fueled astronaut food will get you as high as the moon while also bringing you a fun flavor experience and some really interesting takes on the edible. Try all the flavors this season, and experience familiar flavors in a whole new, exciting way with Freez-Its!
Overflowing with fruity flavors and a delightful crunch, these colorful confections are an absolute must-try. Through their freeze-drying process, we’ve managed to lock in the vibrant colors and tangy tastes of these fruity treats while adding a satisfying crispiness.
Get ready to indulge in a delectable blend of light, crunchy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness with the freeze-dried ice cream sandwich. It’s a sweet and crunchy delight that promises to satisfy your cravings without any worries of melting or spoiling.
The masterminds behind Freez-Its have transformed your favorite fruit chews into irresistibly crunchy nuggets, all while preserving their vibrant fruit flavors. Each fruity gem is bursting with flavor, delivering a satisfying crunch that’s sure to please.
Enjoying these delicious morsels starts with a light, crispy chocolatey outer shell followed by light, fluffy melt-in-your-mouth caramel. These tasty treats are so good it’s hard to just eat just one!
If you plan to wake up early to hit the sales for Black Friday, you may want to consider skipping the alcohol with dinner. However, CQ, California’s first cannabis beverage, offers an alcohol-free solution to your drinking woes. Their low dose spritzers are available for delivery nationwide in indica, sativa and hybrid options. Pair the Blackberry Lemon Lime with dessert, or sip on a Watermelon Cucumber throughout dinner. You don’t have to skip the buzz of the holidays just because you have plans, just the adverse effects!
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