Jimmy Kimmel receives gayest wake-up call

We know. That’s a hard title to grab onto, since most of us wake up next to our lovers or cats in the morning. Both of which are pretty gay. But how many people can say they were lurched out of dreamland and into a reality where Britney Spears, and her scantily clad back up dancers, are writhing in bed next to them?

My guess? Only Jimmy Kimmel and Kevin Federline …

Oh Jimmy, we’d be jealous if we didn’t actually get to witness the awkwardness of you, barely awake, being assaulted with bulges and blonde hair.

Britney Spears and a group of male dancers woke Jimmy up from a dead sleep on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, breaking into his bedroom around 1:30am to perform Make Me at the foot of his bed.

“We have a surprise for Jimmy, we’re gonna go wake him up and see what happens,” Spears said before walking into Jimmy’s house with a band of “Piece of Me” dancers that included the beautiful Willie Gomez and Michael Stein.

The only let down was Jimmy’s reaction. Yes he was half asleep, and straight, but when Britney shows up in your bed with shirtless men and a walking disco ball, you break out your best wig and join in on the choreo. Or, you cry of pure happiness.

Congrats Kimmel, you officially lived every millennial gays dream …