Cycle Sluts: It’s not a tootsie pop!

Dear Cycle Sluts, 

I have been with this guy for two months now, my first-ever boyfriend, and I’m totally in love with him. Everything is perfect, he seems to be the love of my life, but I’m still having a hard time when it comes to sex. I love him a lot but still find it hard to go down on him. What is wrong with me? Help me please!  

– Down and Out

Zoey Diddim: 
It is not a Tootsie Pop that you have to get to the center. Lay off the teeth and remember blow is a word but the action is suck.

Freeda Fondle:
Slurp his pickle or someone else will!

Winnie Bego:
And he is still with you after two months of not getting a hummer? I would have left you after the first date.

Rolonda Flor:
Blah blah blah. Suck it up – literally.

Eden Cox:
I am more worried about something being wrong with your boyfriend. Two months without any head. Hell no!

Sassy Squatch:
Poodle, the hardest thing about giving head is remembering to use mouthwash before you talk to the next guy! Go to Queen Soopers and get yourself some popsicles, Gogurt, bananas, hotdogs and lollipops! It’ll be second nature in no time!