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Drag Queen Bing(n)o

With the closing of Jr.’s, there has been an explosion of bingo balls all over…

Everyone wants to do a porn star, not marry him

Dear Cycle Sluts, How do you tell someone that they are obnoxious? Signed, “Has standards.”…

Booze enemas are for beginners

Dear Cycle Sluts, I was told that a booze enema can give you a good…

Ditch the bitch and make the switch

Dear Cycle Sluts, I’m a school teacher and last week at the bar I ran…

Boyfriends come and go but family wrecks your life forever

Dear Cycle Sluts, My boyfriend is relocating to Denver from Texas and I’m thinking of…

Unleash your inner freak this Halloween

Every October I’m bombarded with messages from gay and lesbian friends. “OMG, have you decided…

Get out there and be a dirty birdie

Dear Cycle Sluts, I just moved into a new apartment and across the hall is…

Bears prefer the odor of butch homo

Dear Cycle Sluts, My partner and I are buying a house together and are finding…

Fluffer of the imperial jewels

Titles. We all have them, whether we know it or not. You’re a mister, miss,…

Cycle Sluts: Send that bitch right to voicemail

Dear Cycle Sluts, I’m a male in my ’30s and have only been in relationships…