Black Friday Deals & Steals

Thanksgiving is around the corner, which means I’m about to spend a week baking pies, gorging on turkey and stuffing, drinking a jug of Riunite red wine with the family, and throwing some yoga pants on to shop the shit out of Black Friday. You best believe I’ve been saving up my Kohl’s cash all year to score big on a mini Keurig for the office and a microwave, because who’s really paying $60 to defrost their chicken?

If you’re jumping on the Black Friday train, stop by the following stores for the best deals, especially if you’re in the Metro Denver area.

Sam’s Club

If you’ve been able to hold onto your horses for this long without an iPhone 6, you might as well wait until Black Friday and fight for one at $99. That’s half price, y’all. The website Gotta Deal.com leaked that each Sam’s Club location will have between 40-50 units and you can get in line as early at 7am on Friday morning. While you’re waiting, you might as well pick up an iPad Air for $299, which is a $100 discount off its normal price.

Walmart

Yeah, yeah, Walmart sucks, whatever. Who else is going to give you a five-day Black Friday? The answer is nobody. Regardless of their deals, they’re offering you almost an entire week of deals and their one-hour in-stock guarantee. Stop complaining, you know you’ll be buying most of your Christmas gifts here, anyway.

Best Buy

If you do Black Friday shopping and don’t hit Best Buy, you’re doing it wrong. Their best deals so far include a 50-inch LED HDTV for $199 and a 16GB iPhone 6 for $100, with a two-year contract.

Studio Thrive

Get your Zumba on! Everyone’s favorite local workout studio is offering some awesome Black Friday specials to get you ready for the new year. The studio will be offering 50% off for new clients and 25% off for existing clients. So get in, get fit and get a great deal.

Grass Station

We’re in Colorado, so we might as well just talk about it. For many dispensaries, Black Friday is turning into Green Friday! The best deal thus far is Grass Station’s $50 ounces; the pot shop’s regularly lowest price bud is $250 an ounce, so this discount is bound to be a hit. The Grass Station will also offer $1 joints and $2 10 milligram edibles, just in case you need to chill out after a crazy Black Friday shopping spree.