August 2022 Horoscopes

Welcome to Alanna L.P.’s Uplifting Horoscopes. These are very general readings that will resonate with many but not all of you. That’s OK! Take away what makes sense, and leave what doesn’t behind. If you want a deeper understanding of what to expect this month, read your sun sign, your rising sign, and your moon sign. 

You can find what these are by going to cafeastrology.com to get a free birth chart reading.  

Aries

If you’re feeling confused about who you are, it’s OK. A lot of big changes are happening, and you’re doing a good job. Don’t worry about being perfect. Everyone loves you for who you are, Aries, even if you feel misunderstood. 

Mantra: I love me. 

Taurus

If you’re not ready for change, too bad; it’s coming for you, Taurus. It’s time to tear down structures in your life that aren’t working anymore and set those boundaries, so speak up and speak out. You’re about to find out how much it will really pay off. 

Mantra: I am not afraid of abundance.

Gemini

Good things are coming your way, so get focused! You’re super popular this month, but don’t give away more time than you have. This is a great time to exchange ideas with others as you work to become the best version of yourself possible. 

Mantra: Improving my life changes the world around me. 

Cancer

Invest, don’t spend in excess, Cancer! Happiness comes from giving your time to worthwhile endeavors, not spending frivolously. You are not your possessions, so don’t let the material world define you. 

Mantra: Time is money.

Leo

If you’re looking for a good time, dear Leo, your vibrant energy is going to attract the right attention. You may feel lonely at the beginning of the month if you’re single because you’re tired of players and haters, but stay optimistic. Opportunities in love, luck, and money are just around the corner.

Mantra: I don’t have time for fakes. 

Virgo

Happy birthday Virgo! It’s time to celebrate the quirky, earthy healer that is you! If someone owes you money, the good news is, it’s coming back to you. You’re going to have abundance in love, luck, and money so take your time choosing. You’ll have so many options you don’t know what to do, so go get it, tiger! 

Mantra: Success is a numbers game.

Libra

Let’s celebrate the charming person that’s you! August calls you to keep letting go of old grudges. Putting in the energy to work on troubled relationships will totally be worth it. If any relationships can’t be worked out, don’t worry; someone else will fill that space sooner than you think. If you really want some fun, get kinky in the bedroom.

Mantra: Real relationships bend, not break. 

Scorpio

You can have it all, you decadent beast! Within a year’s time, you’re going to have exactly what you’re after but you need to work at it for just a little longer. Your words have power, so speak with authority.

Mantra:“The world is mine.” – David Guetta

Sagittarius

The theme of August for you, dear Sagittarius, is money management. You don’t need to spend a lot of money to have a good time. Solving mental problems will solve your physical ones. 

Mantra: Just breathe.

Capricorn

Your August forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of scattered intuition, Capricorn. Don’t jump to conclusions—It’s not what you think. If no one can meet your standards, take charge and date yourself.

Mantra: “Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.” – Unknown

Aquarius

Validation comes from within, dearest Aquarius. August is a time to deepen relationships by spending one on one time with friends, clients, and lovers. Put passion into everything you do and you’ll see just how loved you really are.

Mantra: The greatest gift you can give someone is your time.

Pisces

If something needs fixing or organized, you’re the one who can do it! This will lead to opportunities in your work life. Spending one on one with coworkers and superiors will give you the leg up you need to spring ahead in your career.

Mantra: I’m the one for the job.